Posted 15 hours ago

sarospeaks:

*dying llama keening noise*

*grabby hands&

I AM IS HAVE NEED COMRADE

(Source: sherlockiangirl14)

Posted 15 hours ago

mistressazariel:

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

God I love Russell Brand.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis)

Posted 16 hours ago

anarchistreign:

eziocauthon89:

castielcampbell:

furryredfox:

transitive-property:

yukikoneko19:

toodrunktofindanurl:

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

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reblog cuz this is funny

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

Mostly reblogging for that last story

See I am a Guy and as much as I like boobs I Too wonder why the hell They are considered “Private parts” Girls have nipples guys have them too hell before we are born we are pretty much female. The only real change between a topless guy and girl is….She naturally grows bigger “pecs” then you. XD Joking aside though. there is no real separation. other then milk comes from them and they swell up. Hand a guy Hormones you get the same thing. ~shrugs~ 

Posted 16 hours ago

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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she-wants-the-eod:

This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

she-wants-the-eod:

This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

(Source: coffeespiral)

Posted 1 day ago

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

Posted 1 day ago

boots-withthe-spurs:

Wearing my girlfriend material sweater

[Boots walks up to whiskeyandspentbrass]

Hey, feel my sweater

[He does so]

"That’s pretty nice, what is that?"

[She leans in real close over his chair, careful not to touch the M60 he has mounted underneath both arm rests]

[swhispers quietly:]

"Girlfriend materiallllllll"

Posted 1 day ago

No, this doesn’t imply i am equating “Pro-choice” sentiments to the gun debate.

What I personally see this as referring to is the prolific “Lady Guns” in the firearms industry that are all small, pink, and/or studded with rhinestones or something else silly like that. I think this does the firearms community a disservice.

Why is it that we brand pink firearms as “girl guns” and nothing else? why is it that they’re almost always in a smaller caliber, or a smaller frame?

I have no ISSUE with a woman choosing to use a pink gun. Pink is a color like any other. I have an issue with the firearm industry automatically assuming that when a woman wants a self defense handgun, she CLEARLY can’t handle anything larger than a .38 snubbie or a pistol caliber carbine, so those are the “lady” guns.

If you want to market pink guns are lady guns, i have to wonder why not market larger ones as well? pink 12ga pump actions, a pink full size .308, a pink freakin’ .44 mag full size revolver?

(Source: redbloodedamerica)